The Christian Bear

this joke i came upon some site. super hilarious XDDDD
going off for choir concert soon~



There was a man who one day didnt feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.

He was out in the bush when he was aproched from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident but didnt bother to pick it up.

He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail. Curving around a tree he triped over its root.

He looked up and the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike at him. He put his hands together and prayed:

"Dear lord, Please let this bear be a christian."

the bear sat down on its bum and held the mans hands, closed his eyes and said: "Dear lord, Thankyou for the food that i am about to recieve"

Unspoken Pleas....

thanks ms rose for posting the video on her blog =P

...receiving conviction...

hello peeps. holiday is boring =S nth much to post abt. but read this, its from my forum:




An Atheist Professor of Philosophy speaks to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY.
He asks one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.
But GOD didn't.
How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

( Student is silent )
Professor : You can't answer, can you ?
Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right.
Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ?
And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?

(Student does not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir..
Professor : So, who Created them ?
( Student has no answer )
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.

( The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
a Little Heat or No Heat.
But we don't have anything called Cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

( There is Pin - Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something¡­
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?
In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do y! ou teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

( The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
Cannot even prove that this Process is an On - Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

( The Class is in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

( The Class breaks out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that
You have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . .
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.

baba yetu - Civilization

CHORUS

Baba yetu, yetu uliye
Mbinguni yetu, yetu, amina!
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe.(x2)
Utupe leo chakula chetu
Tunachohitaji utusamehe
Makosa yetu, hey!
Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe
Waliotukosea usitutie
Katika majaribu, lakini
Utuokoe, na yule, milelea milele!

CHORUS

Ufalme wako ufike utakalo
Lifanyike duniani kama mbinguni. (Amina)

CHORUS

Utupe leo chakula chetu
Tunachohitaji utusamehe
Makosa yetu, hey!
Kama nasi tunavyowasamehe
Waliotukosea usitutie
Katika majaribu, lakini
Utuokoe, na yule, simama mwehu
Baba yetu, yetu, uliye
Jina lako litukuzwe.(x2)


thanks juehua for sharing this song with me. its beutiful. =DD

baba yetu means our Father/Jesus =)
its in swahill language, one of the african laguage =P hahahaha yay i'm going back singpaore in 2 days time ;) bought some stuff for the cell and outreach =DDD

wassup! just reached indonesia hahahaha. hope i dont slack here but at least study my amath =/ ahahaha hey i cant sms u all right now but i can receive messages! so keep smsing me =P i will think of a way to reply...
oh and i cant wait for chinese drama farewell.. CAN SOMEONE JUST LEAK OUT THE THEME ! I AM GETTING BORED OF GUESSING AND BRIBING PPL LOL XDDDDD
=P ok gtg!
cya guys

byebye~

had fun at Settlers with the Exclamation gang today =) not much to blog about but fun peace laughter =)



i seriously hate backstabbers who repeatedly betray my trust upon them. again and AGAIN and again. should i stop pretending to be blind and tell u straight in the face what you are doing to me? =) i am giving you face by not telling. oh this goes for some other ppl too. so, i hope that you would stop it. thanks.

God i pray that you will continue to bless me with the forgiving heart and the grace to contain all this pain stress and all the obstacles in my life. Lord i pray that you will keep my eyes upon You, no one else but You, Lord. amen.




hoping, dreaming,feeling,praying. =)

RAWR. FACEBOOK FRIENDS FOR SALE LOSER WAR WITH VEEKTUR LEE. he trying to gajiao all my fren LOL. get profit for u lahh zzzz.

anyway main post: thursday, Exclamation! cell outing.
cell leader: frederick ku ( the cell goes where the cell leader goes, and he is the one with the car!)direct quote from han-han
cell intern: mr glen lim zhi han
cell intern cores: chi koon
hui wen
yuanzhan
elisha
huikian
shangbo
whoever who wants to join common with us to the regular basis cell outing
so the story goes on... wah stupid jurong swimming complex wavepool close down. in the end went to Chau Chu Kang swimming complex. the slide there isnt fun at all... =( haha but we had fun thinking of "styles" to reappear at the end of the enclosed water slide. should have brought a camera!! >< >< >< ahh. but the wave pool beats it all =D and we had a fun time playing "who took huikian's shirt?!?!?!" LOL. we got beeeeep-ed by the lifeguard a totaly of maybe 8 times?? hahaha try to beat that record ;) anyway gotta run! eating at pasir ris! hahaha bye~ 2nd outing on today. dunno if going anot cuz might be going abck indo today evening ..

this post is for you, =)

Your Heart Follows Hard After What You Treasure

Let me say it again because the principle is so important; "where your treasure is, there your heart will be also" (Mat. 6:21). The more you treasure something the more single-hearted is your pursuit. Don't miss using this principle to your advantage.

Since your heart follows hard after what you treasure greatly, direct your heart to love your access before the Lord, that you can stay before Him, and that you can enjoy so much of His presence—because of His abundant grace. Remind yourself to think often about these things and thank God with great joy in your tone of voice.

Your heart isn't like a wild horse that needs to be tamed. Bridle your heart to turn it toward God. But then take the bridle off and let your heart run free. You don't have to bridle yourself when it comes to God. You don't have to hold back on how much you thrill your heart and enjoy His grace to lavish His presence on you!

Don't try to grow in your discipline about "abiding" and looking at the Lord more continually. Use any discipline you have to your advantage. But focus your effort on growing in your love and delight toward God. By doing so greater discipline will come naturally.

Don't just drift along letting your love toward God grow on it's own. Thank the Lord often that you don't have to settle for so little—I have to do this often or my love grows cold and I get dull toward God very quickly.

Loving God is just too important for a passive approach to growth. Take action! Become a wise and understanding teacher. Make your heart your student. Determine to have fun getting your heart to hear the many reasons to love and treasure God more.